Spearfishing and Freediving NewEngland

The site's founder has been freediving since the early 80s when he used to retrieve shiny items off of the bottom of the lake to curry favor from the bikini-clad fair haired maidens who dropped them there.  Often left in a torrid state of hunger from his efforts he fast came to the realization that he could not afford to purchase the amount of food needed to support his daily caloric intake, so he used his skills and turned to the sea where the biomass was large and plentiful.  After the extinction of the fabled PugetSound Baconfish (Lardum Piscis), he moved east where it was rumored that tasty critters flocked in abundance. Kelly has to date been diving the waters of New England for 18 years.  In that time, the Fried Chickenfish (Sartago Pullarius) and the Kababfish (Yummius Marinatus) went extinct.  Some scientists hypothesize it was due to the increased levels of toxicity in the watershed.  Currently he can sometimes be sighted near Block Island when wind and tide agree.